Jan. 22nd, 2006 @ 8:42PM
if you're ever eating terriaki chicken you got from some fast food place, and you find a hair in it, just keep eating man, you're already fucked.

People just arent as fun after a family member of thiers dies of cancer.

When the apocalypse comes, theres gonna be NO free time for bird watching, so get it out of your system while you still can.

I dont think floppy is a good name for a rabbit. There may be a very, very large number of people who feel very strongly otherwise, but I know I'm not alone on this.

Televison has been going downill ever since I stopped paying my cable bill.

Nobody knows exactly what Osama Bin Laden is up to, but if we did I think we'd all just be dissapointed.

Nothing refreshes like water. I mean really. I was riding the bus and I got attacked by like 5 fucking crazy cats... or at least thats what I tell people... constantly.

I'm not crazy about birds. I mean, yea, I'll eat chiken from time to time, but i'm not some kind of bird nut! I mean, I dont try to talk to pidgeons or anything, but yea, ok, ocaasionally, if i'm hungry or something, you know I might eat a goddamn chicken wing alright? Is it really that hard to comprehend?

Fuck!

If you were stranded on a desert island, and you could only have one guilt, what would it be? I bet that question would drive me crazy if I were a catholic.

Man I don't see whats so great about bark. Yea, it covers trees, get over it already!

Theres probably not alot of vietnamese kids called Dave. Maybe 10 at the most. I know 3 of them.

I hate it when complete strangers on the bus look at you and have a emotional connection with you, but then they try to act like it was nothing, and stare at thier feet or something. What the fuck, briefcase guy, we were having an emotional connection!